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Previous Caption Contest Winners: Jew Wanna Go to Wendy's“Jew wanna go to Wendy's?”- ChrisC "I see why you got passed over." - Hermoine Helium Hebrew. - duzitalot “Are you sure Helium is kosher?” - Davesucks “Trust me, the Rabbi will not find this amusing.” - Howie8 “You should see my Rastafarian friend.” - jbo2 Baron Von Zeppelin's early efforts as a fashion designer were rarely documented. - theJubster “No, seriously! It totally helps me from getting headaches!” - T-Bone "Nice 'up do,' dude." - icebergs “Guess where I'm tying the third one!” - Mike Bram "Yeah, the reception is great and I don't have to deal with those damned cable companies." - shawnfalcon “No I will NOT call you Heidi.” - RAS “Who are you? The sideburn police?” - Davesucks "Trust me. Balloons are not babe magnets." - Rachel Edith “Don't look now but I think we may have been photoshopped.” - theJubster  Corset Looks Good‘Course it looks good.- Billie An engineering marvel. - Roger “Gosh, my dress shrank!” - Lola “Does this dress make my earrings look too big?” - Duzitalot “Uhhh, do earrings count in strip poker?” - Rachel Edith An eye-catching, eye-riveting, eye-popping pair of … earrings! - hanaa You don't have to thank the Academy. The Academy thanks you! - Hodink Suspended animation? Animated by her suspension. - WaltDisney Janet Jackson refutes recent rumors of skin whitening procedures. - theJubster "Is that you, dear? I can barely see the top of your head." - lazRmax How could I not notice ... she has a claw for a left hand? - Tristen76 Cynthia will be sporting a new pearl necklace ... very shortly! - pickersplayspop Change ... You didn't see this one coming, did you!?! - theJubster  Playing Hide the PuckFootloose and fancy-free.- hanaa Glory days, well, they'll pass you by. - Rachel Edith "So, is someone gonna come help us get up?" - Hermoine “We need an assist.” - Steve-o “The doctor advised us to stay off our feet. “ - abeer “Playing hockey is a lot harder while drinking.” - YouBetcha “… and smoking.” - YouBetcha “I think I just swallowed the puck backwards! “ - theJubster “Do you think those two guys in the stand will notice us now?” - Bilbo “And you say that the girls on Hollywood Boulevard make a lot of money doing this!” - Electric Billdo “What happened to your cigar?” - Brouch “Put those pucks in our Golden Nets!” - Heywood Canadians’ favorite game, hide the puck. - Leighton  Dope, Hope and GropePresidential Oreo Cookie.- RalphS “So... which one of us is Curly?” - theJubster Three Blind Mice. - Duzitalot The good, the bad and the ugly, your choice! - algae714 Welcome to another edition of Spot the Retard! - Bob Strike three, we're out! - big Al "No you can’t." "Yes we can." "Yes I did!" - bredia Nativity the Movie: As shooting commences on the Wise Men scene, questions are already being asked about the potential of this movie at the box office. - theJubster “You’re once ... twice ... three times a letdown ... “ - the Queen Mum A lot of you are beginning to see through my bullshit so I've hired the best BS consultants of the 21st century to raise my game to the next level. - wolfgangblicker “And the first runner up is …” - all Proof Positive. We Need A Woman President! - Hermoine Dope, Hope, and Grope! - FineByMe 
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