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Previous Caption Contest Winners: Crouching Pussy, Leaping KittyCrouching Pussy, Leaping Kitty.- big steve A Tail of Two Kitties. - Fritz Sibling rivalry. - bluebunny28 “Scaredycat!” - dani Cat-astrophe. - Earthian Blonds have more fun. - bluebunny28 Enraged by Catnip’s intrusion into her favorite sleeping spot, Fluffy decided to take matters into her own paws. - Cat-Man, the dark knight “Uh-oh. Fluffy's been drinking Red Bull again.” - bluebunny28 Payback for that water balloon mouse. - Ronnbbo “Who ya gonna call when you're stuck in a folding canvas chair? SUPERKITTY!” - bluebunny28 “Hold still! I'll get that mosquito.” - Ronnbbo “What the hell, I’ve got 8 more lives.” - fischey "What do you mean Pinkey is hostile? Pinkey loves Orangine." - Earthian A male cat's idea of foreplay. - Tiny RI “Not tonight, I have a hairball.” - cah It was at this moment that Mrs. Cuddles realized her mistake, and the Venus Cat Chair-Trap claimed another victim. - Krikey-Look "You're a Tom, too?" - Fred “PETA can't help you now!” - smanblue75 "Waddya say to a little pussy? ""Hi, little pussy!" - jerryfoge Nothing like pussy diving on another pussy - indymirage7 The element of surprise is not the best way to get some pussy. - Duzitalot So, you just had to tell about the hamster, didn't you! - alsooner  Flabby RoadFlabby Road.- d_ilsan Abbey Load by The Meatles. - Animal House The Last Sumo-rai. - Ronnbbo The years had not been kind to Paul, Ringo, and George. - trelane As we live a life of ease Every one of us has all we need Sky of blue and sea of green With our yellow sumo queens - Monica's First Boyfriend "I'm the Walrus.” “No! I'm the Walrus.” “No! I'm the Walrus!" - timbob Rubber Soul meets Flabby Road equals Help! - Indymirage7 New Pork City. - Ronnbbo I lost all my clothes on the subway diet. - Rabbie Bhoy Strolling the ASSfault Jungle. - Derek Lamar “Casual Friday, here we come!” - anon Another pod of whales beaches itself. - Setchange The Million Calorie March! - Arbuckle Proof that thongs are not for everyone. - bluebunny28 "Ooh Look, Krispy Kreme!" - bluebunny28 When the three humongous stomachs started gurgling ... the crowd ran. - ginnykoala Three 10's ... on the Richter scale. - Oldman Unaware that his third breast is creeping out of his waistband, Suzuki marches proudly across the street to the KFC for a publicity shoot. - wolfgang blicker The guy on the left is about to find that White Men Can't Sumo. - Ronnbbo "That's right sweetheart, everything's bigger." - bluebunny28 That outfit is just screaming, "WEDGIE!" - Ronnbbo Laundry day. - malvinas The Depends Fashion Show. - Ronnbbo “Diapers or not, my balls are cold!” - Tiny RI Sumo, the other white meat. - anon  Harriet Miers tries to appeal to liberalsHarriet Miers tries to appeal to liberals.- Hermoine What to wear to attract the plastic green army men. - Skought Back to the Fuchsia! - bluebunny28 New opening act for the Blue Man Group. - smanblue75 Mine is a Pink Lady but with a bit more body. - Varney If Gumby and Spiderman had a child. - uncle al Paris Hilton goes incognito. - bluebunny28 She was chewing bubble gum and began to blow a bubble and ... - shrvjack Those Bon-Bons went straight to her hips. - bluebunny28 Chantice's breast and buttocks augmentation surgeries did not go well. - Monica's First Boyfriend "I've never seen an allergic reaction this bad!" - bluebunny28 Kate Moss continues her lucrative modeling career and no one is the wiser! - Boy Gorge ... and Kate claims that her cocaine use had absolutely no effect on her ability to put on her panty hose ... - screamingbuffalo Chewed jelly baby wows audience at fashion show! - rubbason Strawberry Popsicle Woman failed miserably as a super heroine but her outfit is all the rage as beachwear in Muslim countries! - wolfgang blicker "Pizza always goes right to my hips." - bornbad Shoplifter in a hat store. - curlybluedo Jane knew that eventually she would be caught stealing hub caps. - TinyRI Wetsuit for vain women (now with floaties). - Jacques Cousteau I can never get the wrapper off the tastiest women anymore. - Baby Ruth What else could she do? The warts were getting bigger! - TinyRI Please welcome your 2006 San Francisco 49ers - Apple Hollar Shaq O'Neil's new clothing line, inspired by his genitals! - The Ol' Hoopster Human condom equipped with one day's supply of food - ginnykoala When novelty condoms attack. - Emblem You got hats in your pockets or you are just happy to see me? - Earthian A walking dickhead!!!! - Bearzerker Failed condom ideas. - Tiny RI Fall color line introduced at the Safe Sex Convention in San Francisco this year.... - cah New clothing line for a double bagger. - huscarl135 National STD Prevention Week Fashion Show. - bluebunny28 Two minutes later her oxygen ran out, and she was modeling history. - Tiny RI  Putin to SleepPutin to sleep.- SamoanYeti “Well folks, I always said he was a bird brain.” - boberin “I know you have bats in the belfry.” - shrvjack Tony Blair presents the new ear condoms; how to protect yourself from the avian flu. - BenefitsEd “Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be close to you.” - denpq Tony Blair chuckled to himself; Putin had forgotten to fine tune his idea-protector and all his little schemes were flying from his head like so many backwards albino Canadian geese. - Comradecayt Putin sensed his remarks were going over Blair's head. - Monica's First Boyfriend Drugged by his European colleagues, Mr. Putin was bombarded with subliminal messages. - Ronnbbo "Is it just me, or is that bird about to make a deposit?" - bluebunny28 Blair: “Chevy Chase? From this angle, I'd say he looks like Phil Collins.” - Ronnbbo Drunk Russian, Gay Brit. - steveirwinfan Even with Tony's hand on his knee, Vlad refuses to be baited into an international incident. - lucyanddesi “Oh Vladdy, you don't have to pretend you're asleep … I like it when you put your hand there …” - screamingbuffalo Blair's under-the-table game of tag truly puts the "Ew!" in EU. - lucyanddesi Blair: “I see another sub that is trapped and needs to be freed!” - Ronnbbo “I told you that was good acid. Check out the frickin' birds, dude.” - Bearzerker “I just let the air out of your seat, shorty.” - tiny RI "Can you smell that, Vlad? I know you can." - lucyanddesi “Let’s see what happens when I put his hand in warm water this time.” - DINKO1400 
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