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Previous Caption Contest Winners: Inmates on IceThe San Quenton Rockettes!- effeff Inmates on Ice - One Brick Shy Martha Stewart teaches dance in the pen. - Hodink Give My Retards To Broadway - Frank Cassano Zebra crossing - Haze The last moments of the Zebra Pride Dancers, just after the light fixture snapped. - Gary Prisoners give Scott Peterson a big, San Quentin "WELCOME"! - Frank Cassano Damn ET has stolen our bikes!” - minduim Damn! we all stepped in bird shit!” - chucko That doo doo fell from up there!” - Daugie Tchaikovsky's Waltz Of The Florists. - Frank Cassano They checked the sky for over an hour but Chicken Little was wrong. - Hermoine Basic Training for gays in the military. - Frank Cassano In an accident? Have whiplash? You may be entitled to a large cash settlement. Call the law offices of Over & Dunwith for effective representation. - Frank Cassano Terrified Street Mimes With Swollen Prostates. - Comradecayt Bolshoi Ballet - The LSD experiment - minduim New Olympic trial sport - Synchronized Farting - makes a thunderous debut in Athens. - Hercules Looking up the dress of the World's Tallest Woman. - Frank Cassano Red State voters off to the polls - gracieallen Start a little movement in your sacroiliac Wiggle like a stick wobble like a duck Push ya baby out then you hunch her back That’s what you do when you do the Hucklebuck.” - Chubby Checker You're all out! I didn't say, 'Simon says!'" - Rachel Edith  A bum wrapShe got a bum wrap.- Frank Cassano When ‘Mrs. October’ hit the pool, fans would yell, ‘Wedgie, Wedgie, Wedgie, Wedgie...!’ - Frank Cassano J Lo, the early days. - minduim I like to start my day off with a little crack. - Frank Cassano Swim cap: $5 Goggles: $8 Getting a picture of her ass: priceless - effeff Bleach Blonde Bimbo Barbie - accessories sold separately. - Frank Cassano Oh my God...I have those same goggles!!! - pimpinisphun Cindi brought so many men to orgasm, she had to wear goggles and a cap. - Frank Cassano You should see where she keeps her nose plug. - pimpinisphun Cap pocket on the left, goggle pocket on the right, bathing suit pocket in the middle... - Wedgie Mary screwed up her event but her butt went on to win a medal. - Frank Cassano Clinton: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman. .... but, hey, look at that one. Howwa you doin'? - Bill C Tired of passenger apathy, Delta launches its new life vest demonstration program. - Haze  DickheadOther end, the condom goes on the other end.- rdj011 It was his first time and he was not getting the hang of it. - Bebe And this is how you don the full-body condom. - juicyfruit ... so, Junior, this is what ‘safe blow job’ means. - minduim Come on! I got my Jimmy hat on, now bang my brains out baby! - Tee B-more The new Sex-Ed instructor was a little unorthodox but Jill liked the class anyway. - One Brick Shy Safe sex for the oral lover. - RCSalinas Sadly, that's the only use he has for his condoms ... - littlesuprstr Taking ‘To Serve And Protect’ a little too far. - Duzitalot You know what they say...put on two hats in case one breaks. - Frank Cassano Trojan quality control inspector fails new prototype super size condom. - Robert Morse After seeing the distress call, Condomman quickly gets into his costume. - minduim Dr. Phil gets serious about teen pregnancy. - RCSalinas Going back to pro wrestling, Jesse Ventura tries on his new ring costume. - minduim Garth Brooks's less-successful brother. - Frank Cassano The only surviving photo of Bruce Willis’s near-fatal hairpiece accident. - laurel&hardyhandshake Jacques Cousteau, the early years. - One Brick Shy Canadian chemical warfare gear. - jeepx2002 It was too late by the time Jerry realized his wife wasn't really just curious to see if he could do it. - Small Mouth Bass Jesus, Officer - isn't there an easier way to test my blood-alcohol content? - Frank Cassano This pimple is hard to pop! - rebelhun1122 When Bubbles Attack! on the next episode of Inside Edition. - jeepx2002 Everybody down! He's gonna BLOW! - laurel&hardyhandshake  High five! Oh ...High five! Oh ...- Dylan Those nasty hobbitses, stolen my Precious. - tolleyda Laughed at and brushed off by the X-Men, ‘Pinky’ became one of Magneto's most sinister agents. - ScazzMan Nobody could throw a split-fingered fastball like Juan. - Frank Cassano Best wide receiver we ever had! - Pittsburg Steelers Nice watch, sir! - Roddy Rowdy And this ring can be worn very comfortably on ... uh ... your ... uh ... pinkies. - Chortle Motorists are confused when I give them the finger. - Frank Cassano The last time I tried to hitchhike it caused an eight-car pile-up. - Frank Cassano Thomas received the gold watch in recognition of his 30 years as a fusion rod handler at Three Mile Island. - steveirwinfan Why Jim-Bob was the only West Virginian who could count to eleven in high school. - Duzitalot This is great for doing multiplication. It allows me to carry the one. - Frank Cassano When Uncle Bob played ‘Pull My Finger’ with the kids, it would last for hours. - Frank Cassano If the glove don't fit, you must acquit !! - Theif1 The famed ophthalmologist, Dr. Dickhead, would tease his patients by asking, ‘How many fingers?’ - Frank Cassano Drinking New York City water turned out not to be so safe after all. - mike mike mike Sex transplant gone awfully wrong! - minduim The length between the tip of the thumb and the outstretched pinky? So that means you’re … whoa!!! - Dan Raven If you think that's impressive, then you should see what's inside these pants! - JNugget Some people are just better suited for groping", declared a relaxed Arnold Schwarzenegger. - Frank Cassano Say what you like. Under the covers, my women like it. - Hermoine That explains why his shadow-puppets all have a slack jaw. - Frank Cassano They went that way! - Rachel Edith 
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