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Streaker at NCAA Final - Exclusive Photo
We have it! The exclusive photo... Full story

Cameron Diaz Burps Hugh Jackman at Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards; OutKast Performance Called Racist
... Full story

Ad Featuring Half-Naked Pamela Anderson Deemed Sexist, and Sexiest
... Full story

Administration Announces that Terrorists Are Hiding US Jobs
... Full story

The Pope Orders Kerry to Obey His Instructions
... Full story

Hollywood Producers Deny That TV Shows Have Anti-Bush Messages
... Full story

Halliburton Wins No-Bid Contract to Reconstruct Bush Administration's Credibility
... Full story

H.J. Heinz Company Distances Itself From the Kerry Campaign
... Full story

New Book, Inside Circle Jerk, Alleges Pre-9/11 White House Was Obsessed with Ann Coulter
... Full story

Rap Group, WMD, Goes Missing
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Al Franken Induces Multi-City Coma With Liberal Radio Show
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The Wizard of Love's Celebrity Pop Quiz
You can ask the Wizard anything... Full story

Comics We'd Like to See: Obscene Phone Call
With apologies to Doonesbury... Full story

Everybody Loves Raymond
Stupid Drawings from a stupid stupid man... Full story

Mystery: Condi Rice


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