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French Remember D-Day: "Never Again ... Will We Fight!"
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Kerry is Worried that Reagan's Death Will Help Bush: Plans to Kill Carter
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Tenet Resigns, Chalabi Found in His Bathroom
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Bush Leaves the Pope in Stitches
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Chalabi Gave US Nuclear Launch Code to the Russians
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Kerry Promises a Plan for Making Some Kind of Nuke Plan
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Ashcroft Shuts Down Michael Moore's Trailer for 'Fahrenheit 9/11'
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US to Back Spider-Hole Man in Iraqi Elections
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Jack Palethorpe Interviews the Sire of Racehorse Smarty Jones
Jack tries to get some tips from Smarty Jones’ Dad... Full story

MTV Wins Nobel Prize for Not Showing Eminen's Ass
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Bush Competes in National Spelling Bee
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'The Onion' is Exposed as a Fake
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Laura Bush Asks the Wizard of Love
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Comics We'd Like to See: Class Trip
With apologies to BC... Full story

The Invisible Man Inserting a Pencil Into His Rectum
Stupid Drawings from a stupid stupid man... Full story

Anarcho Dictator of Death: John Kerry

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