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Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Have Too Much Sex


ORLANDO, Florida — Mary-Kate Olsen recently entered a treatment facility to seek professional help for a health-related issue, said a spokesman for Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, the irritating twins who turned 18 on June 13. He did not specify what that health issue was.

However, Bongo News has learned that the Olsen twins have become fatigued after having too much sex having just attained legal age. After they rest for a few days, they will start the production of a porno flick, Olsens Do Orlando.


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