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Martha Asks For Royalties on Number Plates
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Nelson Mandela Convicted of Lying, Says He's Just Like Martha
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Clinton Aide, Sandy Bergler, Takes Documents from the National Archive
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Fat Linda Ronstadt Mistaken for Michael Moore, Ejected from All-You-Can-Eat Vegas Buffet
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Umpire Ejects Clemens for Pitching a Ball at Piazza in All-Star Game; "But He's the Catcher!"
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Lakers Lose Shaq, Draft a Midget
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Pamplona Bull re Dennis Rodman: "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman"
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Bushes and Cheneys Embrace Transexualism and Dyslexualism
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Where Osama Goes After a Busy Day
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Stephen Hawking Emerges From A Black Hole to Disprove His Theory
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Comics We'd Like to See: O'Doulsbury
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Censorship Ain't That [###]
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Thrilling Crime Case: Liv Tyler

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