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Martha's Confinement to 153-Acre Estate is Cruel and Unusual Punishment
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Open Letter from Martin Scorsese to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences
What the f**k do I have to do to win an Oscar... Full story

Hillary Joins Religious Right, Will Run as a Republican
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West Virginia Boys Sue State for Being Abused by Totally Skanky Teacher
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Sean Connery to Quit Movies: "Shcrew Hollywood!"
An exclusive interview with the star of the James Bond movies... Full story

Bush Diary - The Problum With Social Security is That it Costs a Lot!
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Larry Summers Says College Presidents in Their 50's Tend to Be Fat and Ugly
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Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek at the Oscars
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Phil Mickelson Takes Some Wood
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The Sign Says it All
Tell tale signs... Full story

Jim La Jungle: Leonardo DiCapirio
Comic book cover by blorno... Full story

The Contrarian
Stupid Drawings from a stupid stupid man... Full story

Comics We'd Like to See: BC Arab

With apologies to BC.

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