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Tom Cruise Explodes With Desire for Katie Holmes
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Britney Spears' Diary - Kevin Got Another Backup Singer Pregnant!
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Ben Affleck Denies He is the Father of Jennifer Garner's Baby
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Michael Jackson Feels a Little Prick
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Bush Diary - I Visit the Ball-Ticklers; I Drive RasPutin's Stupid Car
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Bush Senior Adopts Bill Clinton
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Jeb Bush Appointed "Country Roads,' the Secretary of Transportation
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Prince Harry Enters British Army, Invades France
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Apes Taught Speech Promise World Domination
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Cute Cat Photos
Don’t tell PETA... Full story

Did You Hear the One About the Dyslexic Agnostic With Insomnia?
A dyslexia joke by Laurie, plus more “Anagrams by Laurie”... Full story

The Gay Corinthian: Ben Affleck
Comic book cover by blorno... Full story

Comics We'd Like to See: The Wizard of Idiot
With apologies to The Wizard of Id... Full story

Separated at Birth: Pope Benedict and The Evil Emperor from Star Wars

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Mike Pasternack

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