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Al Jazeerah Claims Saddam Underpants Photo a Fake, Releases "Authentic" Version


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DOHA — The Al Jazeerah TV channel claims that the photo of Saddam in briefs released by London's Sun newspaper is a fake and was given to the newspaper by the CIA "and its puppet, Tony Blair." The channel ran its own photo of Saddam in briefs, which it said was taken yesterday.

"The Sun photo is obviously a fake," said an Al Jazeerah spokesman. "Saddam is not a flabby old man, he is a young God with washboard abs! He did not subdue the Shiites and Kurds by eating, but by fighting! Fighting for his people keeps him lean!"

However, Saddam's former wife, now living in the West, said the Sun photo looked more realistic than the Al Jazeerah photo. "Saddam loved to eat," she said, "so the flabby photo looks more like him. Also, take a look at the huge bulge in the briefs. That's the man I was in love with!"

Story by Emma Dubin. Saddam washboard abs by Mark Fisher.
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