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Trump and Rosie Bury the Hatchet, Have Greatest Making-Up Sex Ever
NEW YORK Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell surprised the world this week by announcing that they were madly in love and had been secretly married. The Donald told reporters that he suddenly realized that his verbal attacks on Rosie were caused by an intense need to sleep with her, and by jealousy that she had a "ėwife.'
"I know I said she was a fat slut,"Ě said Trump, "but "ėslut' is a term of endearment to me, and I've come to realize that fat is sexy. It's true what they say, "ėThe bigger the cushion, the better the pushin.' We've had the greatest make-up sex ever!"Ě
Rosie, in turn, said that she was crazy about Trump.
"I know I questioned his moral virtue and business acumen, and even made fun of this comb over,"Ě said O'Donnell, "but beneath that comb over, pudgy face and big belly is someone that's a lot like me "ď a fat slut!"Ě
Trump said that he was proud that he had converted Rosie from lesbianism to heterosexualism. "I always knew I could cure her,"Ě said Trump.
Meanwhile, Rosie's "ėwife' was surprised that Rosie had abandoned her. "What's he got that I haven't got,"Ě she asked, "besides a big bank account and a penis?"Ě