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Political Cartoon: Thanksgiving Turkey
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Cartoon: Miss World Pageant
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Obese Teenage Girls Sue McDonald's
Say super-sized meals made them super-sized... Full story

O'Neill Says There Is Poverty In Asia
Wrapping up a tour of South Asia, charismatic US Treasury Secretary, Paul O'Neill... Full story

Lakers Owner Collapses At A Charity Event
Los Angeles Lakers' owner, Jerry Buss... Full story

Miss World Pageant Pulls Out of Africa
The organizers of the Miss World Pageant have moved the event from Nigeria to London... Full story

Michael Jackson Sings A Lullaby To His Baby
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Professor Reviews Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

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Character from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City about to injure himself

The same professor who is teaching a college course on The Matrix has issued a "two thumbs up" rating for the new computer game, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. "It teaches essential life skills, like how to carjack a police cruiser, mow down pedestrians, and shoot anything that moves," he said. "In other words, it's educational!"

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