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Strom Thurmond Music CD to be Released Posthumously

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LOS ANGELES — Clive Davis's J Records is to release an album by Strom Thurmond, who died last week. The former segregationist, who softened his views on race in order to win black votes, recorded the CD shortly before he died.

The album includes some of Strom's personal favorites, including "The Times They Are A Changin'," "Come Together," "We Shall Overcome" and "Brown Sugar."

The CD will be released in a few weeks, and is expected to appeal to people who will buy it and burn it.

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