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LAS VEGAS Pop tart, Britney Spears, got married on the weekend in Vegas. Initial news reports identified the groom as Jason Alexander, a childhood friend of Spears. But it later transpired that she had married the much older and much uglier Jason Alexander from Seinfeld.
Spears wore jeans and a baseball cap as she walked down the aisle, and was given away by a hotel bellman.
"I think it was all the free chicken she could eat that did the trick," Alexander quipped, referring to his job as spokesperson for Kentucky Fried Chicken. "She's just a country girl at heart when you get down to it."
The new Mrs. Alexander gushed that she had been a fan of her new husband ever since she was a child and watched all of his episodes on the Seinfeld show.
"I guess you could say that's when I fell in love with him. That episode where he comes out of the cold ocean and he's embarrassed because that girl sees his shrunken whatchamacallit!!! I thought I would die laughing! And I can't wait until we try having sex while eating smoked meats!"
"We're not going to live with his parents though, they're just too weird for me," said the former Miss Spears.