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Lord of the Rings Screws Up
MIDDLE EARTH Boggle-eyed Elijah Wood, child star of the first "Lord of the Rings" movie, accidentally drops his magic ring down a drain, thereby jeopardizing the ability of the producers to finish the two sequels in the trilogy.