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Larry Summers Gets a Harvard Education
The new President of Harvard, Lawrence Summers, has been forced... Full story

Clinton's Dog Dies in Car Accident
Former President Bill Clinton's dog, Buddy... Full story

Regis is Even Prepared to Take Back Kathie Lee
Wrinkled but lovable talk show host Regis Philbin... Full story

Geraldo Rivera to Become a WASP
Changes his name to Harold Rivers... will lose the mustache too....

Indians Try to Camouflage the Taj Mahal to Prevent Pakistani Jets From Bombing It
... Full story

Lord of the Rings Screws Up

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MIDDLE EARTH — Boggle-eyed Elijah Wood, child star of the first "Lord of the Rings" movie, accidentally drops his magic ring down a drain, thereby jeopardizing the ability of the producers to finish the two sequels in the trilogy.

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