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FCC Chairman is Aroused by Nicollette Sheridan in "Desperate Housewives" Promo
Nicollette Sheridan gets steamy with Terrell Owens
WASHINGTON, DC The FCC is reviewing complaints about ABC's steamy promotion for Desperate Housewives shown before Monday Night Football. The agency's Chairman, Colin Powell's son Michael, expressed disappointment over the incident.
"Basically, I can tell if a TV show is going to cause offence to conservative viewers by what I call the Powell Arousal Index,"¯ said Powell. "I was really getting turned on by Nicollette Sheridan in the promo, but I was disappointed it was over too quickly. I was left holding the baby, as you might say."
"Nicollette was naked, wrapped in a towel and making a play for Philadelphia Eagles' Terrell Owens in an empty locker room. She dropped her towel and asked him to be late for the game. He said yes. Personally, I don't like that much dialogue in my porn."
"Since she was with a footballer, I tried to keep spanking the monkey while watching the Monday Night Football game. But the game wasn't that inspiring, so I switched to pay-per-view."¯
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