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Ashcroft is Offended by Nude Statue at Justice Department
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Disney in Deep Pooh-Pooh Over Winnie the Pooh Royalties
Company is accused of having its hand in the cookie jar... Full story

Wife of Enron Chairman Cries Poor
In an interview on the Today Show, Linda Lay, wife of former Enron Chairman... Full story

Mike Tyson Puts His Connecticut Home on the Market for $22 Million
Nobody bites....

Austin Powers is Forced to Let Go of His "Goldmember"
MGM, the studio which makes the James Bond films, has won an arbitration ruling... Full story

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson Jump on the Enron Bandwagon
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'Moulin Rouge' and 'A Beautiful Mind' Vie for Oscars


beautiful mind
A mind is a terrible thing
HOLLYWOOD — "Moulin Rouge" and "A Beautiful Mind" took top honors at the Golden Globe awards, but in different categories, and now they must go head to head for the Oscars.

"A Beautiful Mind", starring Russell Crowe, is about a brilliant mathematician who is a nutcase. "Moulin Rouge" stars Nicole Kidman as a hooker in a bawdy French nightclub. So the Oscar contest is between a beautiful mind and a dirty mind.
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