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Administration to Inter French Residents in the US
Their loyalty is called into question... Full story

US to Press Europeans to Stop Using American Words
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US General Will Run Iraq After the War, Badly
Legendary military inefficiency is a concern... Full story

The Undead Come Out in Support of Bush
... Full story

British and Australian Prime Ministers Insist That They Are Not Puppets of Bush
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Preppie Murderer Released From Prison, Wants to Grab Hold of a Girl

robert chambers
NEW YORK — Robert Chambers, the preppie murderer who spent 15 years in jail for strangling 18-year old Jennifer Levin, was released this week after serving his full sentence.

"After being locked up for 15 years, I'm dying to get my hands on a girl," said Chambers. "I asked the first girl I saw on my release if she would like a date, but she got all choked up."

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