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Monica Lewinsky is to Host a New Dating Show
NEW YORK Not only has Bill Clinton been given his own spot on 60 Minutes, but Monica Lewinsky will host a new dating show on TV.
Monica's prime time show, Mr. Personality, will feature men competing for a woman contestant solely via their personality and not by money or power.
"It's a whole new direction for me," said Monica.
Can the stain of Bill's spot on 60 Minutes be removed?
Meanwhile, hostesses are vying with each other to have fat Monica Lewinsky attend their parties. "She adds a touch of class and sophistication to any event," said one hostess, "especially now that she's gained 80 pounds."
"She's so sexy," said another. "No one wears clothes the way she can. They do need drycleaning, however."
"And she's so intelligent," said a third hostess. "Uneducated, but intelligent nevertheless, at least more intelligent than I are."
"She's been at the seat of power," said another, "at waist height."