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Regis is Even Prepared to Take Back Kathie Lee
Regis and Kelly do silly stuff for Christmas.
NEW YORK Wrinkled but lovable talk show host Regis Philbin is so desperate to get rid of his shrill-voiced, new co-host, Kelly Ripa, that he is prepared to take back his old co-host, Kathie Lee Gifford.
"I can't stand THAT VOICE," said Regis. "It drives me CRAZY, even with my hearing aid turned off."
"I'd take back that aging, self-promoting harridan in a second," said Reege. "And I'd put up with all those boring stories about Frank, her sweat-shop clothing line, her singing, and her Carnival Cruise Line ads," he added. "Wait a minute. No I wouldn't. Just shoot me."