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Obama Thanks Lehman Brothers



CHICAGO, 2008-11-05 — President-elect Barack Obama has thanked Lehman Brothers for making his election possible.

"I was behind in the polls until Lehman went bankrupt," he said. "That was the tipping point that set off the panic. After that, the issue was "the economy, stupid,' and voters just wanted a change.

"I would like to thank Tim Geithner, head of the New York Fed, for letting Lehman Brother go. I've got a job for you in my new administration!

"Special thanks also to John McCain and the surge strategy. It worked, and so Iraq ceased to be an issue. You're an American hero, and my hero, John!

"Thanks to Hillary and Bill for delivering the black vote to me. Way to go, Clintons!

"Thanks to Michelle for keeping her mouth shut. I love your big black ass!

"And thanks to Rev. Jim Wright for not flaring up again. You're still my surrogate Dad!

Felix Frelinghuysen


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