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Ugly and Dumb Caroline Kennedy Revives Camelot Dream



NEW YORK, 2008-12-24 — New York Democrats of a certain age were in rapture at the possibility of a revival of Camelot, with the prospect of blind Governor Patterson appointing President Kennedy's daughter, Caroline, to Hillary Clinton's Senate seat.

Camelot " ah, those glorious days, of a handsome President who treated women like disposable diapers, of a glamorous First Lady who couldn't stand the President and sold herself for sex once a month to an old Greek, of the Bay of Pigs and stalled domestic legislation, of the beginning of the Vietnam War ... ah, those were the days!

In short, there's simply not a more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here in Camelot.


Responding to criticism that Caroline Kennedy has had no political experience, her campaign manager said, "She is the daughter of someone with executive experience."

Andrew House


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