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Obama Pardons OJ Simpson



WASHINGTON, DC, 2009-01-20 — President Obama delivered on his promise of immediate action, issuing a pardon for OJ Simpson on the first day of his Presidency.

"My fellow citizens," he said, "I have come to a decision which I felt I should tell you as soon as I was certain in my own mind and in my own conscience that it is the right thing to do. Like black men before him, OJ has suffered enough, and it is now time for us all to move on."

Obama also pardoned the Detroit Lions after their historic 0 and 16 season and was considering a pardon for R Kelly saying, "Who doesn't love kids?".

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