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Michelle Has Unfair Advantage in Hula Hoops



WASHINGTON, D.C., 2009-10-21 — The President sings the praises of his wife as "the best hula-hooper I know."

She demonstrated this on the White House lawn this week at a photo op known within Obama's media team as "Make Michelle Look Almost Normal and Not a Bitter, Radical Bitch," completing an impressive 142 rotations until the hoop hit the ground " but only after it broke!

Republicans have complained that Michelle has an unfair advantage in hula hoops over young girls because of her humongous hips and ass.

"Little girls have no hips or ass, "said Michael Steele, Republican National Committee Chairman, "so the hula hoop slips down around their ankles unless they can gyrate in time. Michelle, on the other hand, can just park the hula hoop on her hips or ass and keep the hoop around her middle while standing still."

But the first lady was unimpressive trying to skip rope.

"She didn't grow up with ordinary blacks," said a South Side resident of Chicago. "She can't do double dutch, and she can't jump. She's not a real black."

Julio Cesar


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